Cindy and I had a conversation this morning that reminded me of one of my favorite books, a book of goofed-up headlines collected by students at the Columbia School of Journalism, "Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim."
Some other favorites from the book:
"Milk Drinkers Turn to Powder"
photo caption "Horse, on far left (not visible in photo) . . ."
I'll add some more when I get home and have access to the book.
In the meantime, here's another quote you might like:
"The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely." T. S. Eliot
Enjoy your day!